TRAILER REVIEW: Avengers - Age Of Ultron (Final) - In Defense Of The Awkward Moment

(The Eggs Of Satan - Tool)

All credit to my Internet-dwelling nephew for this one, kids. I'd like to think that I would have stumbled onto this sucker on my own, but ye GODS!

Oh, if you haven't actually seen the final trailer yet, get it here

0:10 - OH MY GOD, James Spader is monologuing again! Yes, yes, YES! - Unsurprising admission here, I love James Spader to death. I'm not sure that anyone can monologue like this man can. Ultron's ramblings sound almost wistful here...

0:12 - Quicksilver and The Scarlet Witch have been drawn to that monologuing, which is completely understandable...

0:18 - Modern art! I wonder what the artist was thinking when heOHSHIT It's a Quinjet!

0:25 - Ultron switches the wistful thing out for the menacing thing...

0:27 - ...Ultron unplugs himself from the Matrix?

0:35 - A good line, but a predictable one. This is the only problem that I have with this movie so far, and I hope my fears turn out to be unfounded. The concept of an A.I. developed to serve and protect mankind, only to decide that our extinction is the only way to do that, is not a new one. It's rather a trope. Oh, and yet another city is getting shot up as a result of the existence of the Avengers.

0:40 - Avenger Tower!

0:43 - That looks like a big damn suit of armor being built. The Hulk-Buster, perhaps?

0:48 - "Artificial intelligence." Well, good. Hopefully, that only gets said once. Also, FREAKIN' MARK RUFFALO, BITCHES!

0:52 - That would be RDJ wearing a shirt with Bruce Lee dressed up like a DJ. That'll do.

0:58 - Well, your first mistake was holding onto a piece of the car that wasn't part of the FRAME, Cap.

1:00 - "Isn't why we fight so that we can END the fight and go home??" A great line, delivered with excellence. Also SUPER foreshadowing work for 'Civil War'. It's coming, babies!

1:01 - It's BANNER that gets the girl? The one guy who can't possibly have her?! Cruelty!

1:11 - If I buy a jet, Scarlett Johansson better be able to drop out of the bottom of it when I deem it necessary, damn it...

1:15 - Ohhh, that's .... that's no good. Tony Stark with Loki's scepter cannot end well.

1:16 - Someone forgot to warn Thor that the water was cold.

1:17 - And... Hawkeye still looks confused.

1:19 - Nick Fury is back! And someone found that nice man a new eye patch!

1:21 - The new Iron Man armor looks AWESOME. Not that I didn't love what they tried to do with the Mark 42, but the Mark 43 looks tasty!

1:23 - Ultron channels his inner Palpatine here...

1:28 - This is the SECOND move where Cap throws his shield at a baddie and they catch the damned thing! Dude's gotta start working out more.

1:33 - Anyone complaining about how women suffer from extensive ass shots in movies, Ultron shows more of his backside in these trailers, I swear...

1:36 - HULK-BUSTER FIGHT!

1:39 - And now, it seems that it's Black Widow's turn to get mind-fucked.

1::41 - It looks like Quicksilver is very fast, but also very clumsy?

1:42 - I really, REALLY want to know what sets this off between Thor and Tony...

1:45 - No one ever told Thor about famous last words.

1:52 - EN TARO, ADUN! ... yes, I know that's not what they are, but it's a quick scene and that's what it looked like at first.

1:54 - Keep your eye out on this top-down shot and you'll see something spoilery! It's semi-common knowledge that the Twins join the Avengers, but here's your first shot of The Witch fighting with everyone else.

2:00 - Pretty logo!

2:01 - ...aaaaand VISION!

There's just literally no way this can be bad.